Following Women Around The Grocery Store

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great.
I would follow women around the grocery store and ask for dates.
Every single one of them said no when I asked.
Getting a date turned out to be an impossible task.
I had some particularly bad experiences because some of the women were married.
The paramedics were called several times and when I left the store, I had to be carried.
The husbands had hate in their eyes when they attacked.
The single ladies cussed me out and gave me hard smacks. 
Because I bothered the ladies, I was finally asked to leave the store and I was also banned.
It looks like I won't be having sex any time soon so that means I'll have to use my hand.