Poem -
Fore Play
Our President is worthless, he goes golfing every week;
Leaving the White House at noon on Fridays, the Florida sun he seeks!
He vacations more than working, he shucks his responsibility;
When is our country going to wake up, and do what needs to be?
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I wish I had that much time to myself, and I`m just a housewife! It must be nice to be so lazy. I feel sorry for all the body guards though as those poor souls have to risk their lives for someone just playing a bloody silly game and at the tax-payers expense too.
I love you both
G xx
Our Dear G,
His brain needs to be "ironed out", because it is loaded with woods. Â His handicap is himself, because the only thing "under par" about him is his intelligence. Â We're hoping that in the very near future, he loses his tour card. Â It must be very frustrating for those Secret Service Agents, who spend most of their time looking for Donald Trumps balls.
All our loves,
Linda and Larry xxxÂ
Trump say all the time fake news well he is a fake president
Dear Greg,
I guess then we should call him a "Fakir" ( I will not tell you the English translation because it could get censored).
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
My indefatigably seditious friend, Larry...
man goes for a walk
true leaders have followers
he's just got a club
After all...you're going to need a cellmate in Gitmo!!
your friend & fan,
JÂ [Prisoner 24601]
My dear cellmate Jason,
I claim dibs on the bottom bunk, I've got acrophobia. Â However, you have to promise me you will keep your flatulation to a minimum. Â Also, if you tend to snore, we will have to get a clothespin for your nose. Â But if you do both, I guess I'll have to live with the snoring, and use the clothespin for my own nose.
Peace and Love, your friend,
Larry xxx (Prisoner 24600)