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" FORGET THAT..ALREADY SPAT"!?X

" FORGET THAT..ALREADY SPAT"!?X

" IT,S TOO LATE TO SAY YOUR SORRY
I,VE ALREADY SPAT IN YOUR FOOD !
BECAUSE, YOU PUT ME IN SUCH A FOUL MOOD?
WHEN YOU CALLED ME A FREAKING PRUDE ?
THERE WAS NO NEED TO BE SO CRUDE !
HOW DARE YOU BE SO BLOODY RUDE ?
SO, I SPAT A FAT ONE IN YOUR FOOD !
NO HARM DONE, YOU,VE EATEN IT NOW 
& YA AINT GONNA DIE FROM THIS MAD BLOODY COW ?
I PUT A FEW BOGGIES IN IT TOO!
& PUT YOUR TOOTH BRUSH DOWN THE LOO
BUT THANKS FOR THE APOLOGY
THAT IS BIG OF YOU 
IT,S PROBABLY BULL-SHIT
& NOT EVEN TRUE?
SO THINK ON NEXT TIME ?
NOW YOU KNOW, WHAT IT IS I DO !

Tracy Timothy xx

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