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Forty-Fives And Thirty-Sixes

Forty-Fives And Thirty-Sixes

Soon to be in the seventh grade, in July, nineteen fifty-seven;
I became a mature twelve year old, no longer a childish eleven!
I took some of my birthday money, started collecting the best-known tunes;
Those wonderful Forty-Five rpms, my favorite artists crooned!
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Elvis Presley and Little Richard, the Everly Brothers too;
Bill Haley and His Comets, just to name a few!
All I thought of were those Forty-Fives, I listened to them every day;
Just pass by my bedroom door, and you’d hear them loudly play!
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Then in the Fall of nineteen fifty-eight, my High School years began;
As well as did my puberty, I was becoming a female conscious man!
A new gauge then became important, the size of a female’s chest;
I walked through the High School hallways, searching for the largest breasts!
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The magic number was Thirty-Six, those gorgeous mountain tops;
They would put me in hypnotic state, as I watched them flip and flop!
My Forty-Fives then took a back seat, to those record breaking boobs;
Which incited such an instant growth, on my horny little tube!
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                                Bye-bye Forty-Fives
                          Hello you beautiful breasts
                                 Music to my ears
 
 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!! ~ THIS IS CLASSIC!!....I am still in awe of the way you made all those lines rhyme in the final two stanzas.... being able to communicate such a LARGE quantity of information in so few lines...... and that closing Haiku is STELLAR!!..... I'm still smiling bro!!.......I used to spend hours on Saturdays listening to the latest 45's to come out each week with my father!!.... good times....GREAT poem my friend......PINNED this for the memories evoked!!...... Love to you and Linda!!....... Kings to you!!.......T xo ??? ♥♥ ?

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Larry Ran

Dear Tony,

I used to listen to them too with my father, oft times after dinner, in our large garage, which my parents had remodeled to a lovely music room.  When I got a little older, I worked for my father, and we traveled together.  We shared looking over a lot of beautiful "thirty-sixes" too.
I'm so glad you enjoyed this one, for it is one of my favorites too.

Love you Bro,
Larry xxx

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Syd

Ha ha brilliant write Larry. Thoroughly enjoyed. I love your sense of humour 

- Syd 

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Larry Ran

Hi Syd,

Thank you for those lovely words, I appreciate them very much.
We were a bit busy yesterday, but I have made a copy of your most recent beautiful poem, and will have a comment on it by tomorrow morning.

Peace and Love,
Larry xxx

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Syd

Hi Larry, you're welcome. Thank you, I look forward to reading it.

- Syd xo 

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