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FREAKY PHENOMENON !?X

FREAKY PHENOMENON !?X

THE MYSTERY IS .BEHIND THE MASK !
THAT SIT,S UP-ON MY CUTE ARSE!
BEHIND THE MASK MY DESTINY LIE,S!
IN MY FUTURE & MY LIFE-LINES
ALREADY MARKED ON MY PALM
A TOTAL FREAKY PHENOMENON!?
I HAVE NOW BECOME
MY FACE IS... ON MY BUMĀ 
I GUESS. I WONT NEEDĀ 
A MAN NOW.. COS I CAN
MAKE MYSELF CUMĀ 
WITH A FEW WELL PLACED
FLICKS WITH MY TONGUE!
I NEVER KNEW I COULDĀ 
HAVE SO MUCH FUN !
OUTSIDE IN THE M,ID-DAY SUN!
I,M A FREAKY..PHENOMENON !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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