Poem -

Freezer Burn

Freezer Burn

the freezer 
burn 
feeling you get

upon discovering
your
spouse 
did not
Properly
Seal
the precious 
USDA choice
RIBEYES
you bought
And froze
to be used
for
a special
day

the taint
is disgusting 
and
the aftertaste 
is much like
trying
To pass off
generic
diet cola
as diet coke
to your guest

NO ONE IS 
BEING FOOLED
and it is quite
Pathetic. 

The fact is
Freezer burn meat
just does not
work
even putting 
It
In chilli 
contaminates
what
Would have been
A culinary 
Delight

The tragedies 
Of this
Family
Chef
Is real......

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