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FRIENDS..WITH BENEFIT,S!!?X

FRIENDS..WITH BENEFIT,S!!?X

FRIEND,S ..WITH BENEFIT,S!!
IS JUST AS IT SOUNDS!
IT,S JUST YA BEST FRIEND
BUT HE ALSO LOVES TO GO DOWN!
HE,S SUCH A GOOD FRIEND!?
HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU HIS END!
HE LOVES BEING YA MATE!
COS IT,S HIM ON YA PLATE!
YA CAN JUST BE YOURSELVES
& TO FUCK.   WITH EVERYONE ELSE!
IF.YOUR FRIENDSHIP HAS BENEFIT,S?
GOOD FOR YOU, WHAT IS IT TO DO WITH
ANYONE ELSE, WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO?
ENJOYS SPENDING TIME AT YOUR PLACE!
BUT ALSO LOVE,S YA , TA SIT ON HIS FACE!
DOES MOSTLY WHAT OTHER FRIENDS DO!
COS HIS BENEFITS,ENABLE HIM TOO!
HE GETS MUCH FURTHUR INTO YOU!
THAN JUST PLATONIC FRIENDS MAY DO!?
IF YA WANNA GIVE YOUR FRIEND A SUCK?
WHO SHOULD GIVE A FLY N FUCK?
THEIR MATES ARE JUST BORING!
THEIR ONLY JEALOUS OF YOUR LUCK!!
IF SOME FRIENDS CARE TO SHARE
A LITTLE & OFTEN.. A BIT OF MUCK!!
 

Tracy Timothy xx

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