FRISKY..FELIX !?X

FELIX..IS A VERY NAUGHTY CAT!
HE LOVES A BIG PAIR OF BANGERS!
& DEFINATLY LOVES SOME PUDDY TWAT!
ESPECIALY MASSIVE HANGERS!
HE LOVES BIG TIT,S!
TO HIM THEY ARE CAT-NIP
HE LOVES THEM AS A PILLOW!
HE,S A VERY NAUGHTY FELLOW!
HE PAWS THEM & KNEADS THEM!
TO GET THEM JUST RIGHT!
& THATS WHERE HE,S HAPPIEST!
BEDDING DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!
HE PREFERS,S THEM WITHOUT A BRA
& LOVES TO GUESS WHAT SIZE THEY ARE!
HE,S AN EXPERT ON THAT!
HE,S A TITTY LOVING CAT!
YOU CANT BLAME HIM FOR THAT!
IT,S HIS LITTLE PLEASURE!
THAT HE KEEPS UNDER HIS HAT!
OR THEY,D ALL WANT A PIECE OF THAT!
BUT THATS HIS SECRET TREASURE
NOT FORGETTING SOME PUDDY TWAT!
HE,S A VERY GREEDY CAT!!!

Tracy Timothy xx