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FROM..THE BRIDE & GROOM !?X

FROM..THE BRIDE & GROOM !?X

WE BOTH HOPE THAT YOU CAN ATTEND OUR WEDDING?
BUT..PLEASE DO NOT BUY US ANY BEDDING!
TOASTER, DINNER PLATES, GLASSES OR TOWELS !
TO CELEBRATE US, TAKING OUR VOW,S
WE HAVE ALREADY SET UP HOME
& WE DONT WANNA LOWER THE TONE
BUT OUR HOME & FAMILY, HAVE ALREADY GROWN
IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE TO GIVE?
BECAUSE LIFE IS SO EXPENSIVE TO LIVE!
IT WILL SAVE YA STROPPING
& CUT OUT ALL THE SHOPPING
WE WOULD APPRECIATE MORE THE GIFT OF MONEY
SO WE CAN PISS OFF SOMEWHERE SUNNY
ON OUR HONEY-MOON
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE VERY SOON!
WITH ALL OUR LOVE
FROM THE BRIDE & GROOM !?X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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