Poem -
FRUSTRATION = MASTURBATION
When I'm strung out with sexual frustration
I partake in some furious masturbation
The missus doesn't mind
In fact she's watched many times
She calls it her pussys vacation
I cum quicker if she's flashing her bum
Even faster if she's having a strum
She enjoys having the power
And it saves having to shower
Packet of tissues; job done
There's never any chance of rejection
I'm ambidextrous, so I have a selection
Its a fantastic choice
Neither hand has a voice
I quietly enjoy my erection.....
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Comments
wicked jason x ya wanker pmsl!! not really
Haha cheers Tracy :)
You have a wicked sense of humour Jason, would say it had great rhythm and flow but I am not sure it is appropriate in this case LMAO!!! Had to read Tracy's comment twice thought she was accusing you of having PMS ha ha! Nice write, a vote from me:)X
Great rythmn and flow!!! Sounds too tame for me lol, not a bad starting point though so cheers Rachel X:)
"I put some music to your poem, which was really, really neat,
Now I'm stroking myself, to the rhythm of the beat."
You are one witty person, are these dreams that you have?
Haha I like your humour John, you're more twisted than me pal lol, Not night dreams, more day dreams at work while I'm bored to death!!!, cheers for the compliment John :)
Good to go! Gold hun well done! Big vote from me x
Carey you're a diamond, thanks you :)
Brave brilliant and O so true ha ha
Nice one marrow.
Haha cheers Mark glad you enjoyed :)
PS who or what the hell's Marrow lol :)