FUCK....I,M 50 !!X
MY 50 TH BIRTHDAY, HAS FINALLY ARRIVED !
THERE WEREN,T NO STOPPING IT
THAT AINT NO SURPRISE?
MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS THE PROOF
BLEACH COVERS THE GREY ON ME ROOF
I COULD LIE, BUT IT,S THE TRUTH!!
I CAN SEE WITH MY OWN EYE,S
OH HOW THE TIME FLIES
I HOPE THE NEXT 50
ARE AN IMPROVEMENT ON THE LAST!
I,D RATHER LEAVE MOST OF IT, IN THE PAST
HAD MORE BAD TIMES, THAN GOOD
BUT, I,VE MADE IT TO 50
& HERE I,M STOOD!
MY BODY IS IN BETTER
NICK THAN MY FACE
FACE IT GIRL. YA 50 TRACE
TRIED ALL THE CREAMS
THE FACE YOU ONCE HAD
IS A PART OF YOUR DREAMS
OLDER & WISER. AS THE SAYING GOES !
WHAT,S AHEAD, ? NO-ONE KNOWS?
WHERE,S THE TIME GONE ?
LOST MANY LOVED ONES
ALONG THE WAY,I,M VERY SAD TO SAY
WHAT HAVE I LEARNT ?
MANY TIMES, HAVE I HAD MY FINGERS BURNT!
HALF A CENTURY OLD
STILL GOT A HEART OF GOLD!
AS I,M ALWAYS BEING TOLD
REFUSING TO GROW OLD GRACEFULLY!
TRYING TO DRESS MORE TASTEFULLY
& FAILING ON BOTH ,MISERABLY
BUT TODAY ITS OFFICIAL, I AM 50!
NO QUITE AS SO NIFTY
BUT HOPE YA CAN STILL
KEEP UP WITH ME ?
49 IS GONE . TIME JUST ROLLS ON
THEM 50 YEARS, ARE NOW LONG GONE
STILL NOT SURE, WHERE I BELONG ?
BUT I DO KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG!
& THAT,S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
FUCK N HELL I,M REALLY 50!!
NO MATTER WHAT NUMBER I AM !
50 IS THE NEW 40
& I,M ALWAYS VERY NAUGHTY
I HAVE BEENA SINGLE PARENT
& HAVE A MARRIED DAUGHTER
& A BEAUTIFUL GRAND DAUGHTER & G, SON
I AM ALSO A VERY PROUD NANNIE &MUM !
SO. THATS A GOOD JOB DONE !
I TELL MYSELF IM 18
WITH 32 YEARS EXPERIENCE!?
PAY EXTRA ATTENTION TO MY APPPEARANCE
THE LAST 50 YEARS AINT MADE MUCH SENSE?
BUT I,M 50 TODAY,WITH NO PRETENCE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
WITH WHOM I HAVE 50 YEARS OF HISTORY
IT,S ALL STILL A BLOODY MYSTERY!
TRYING MY BEST TO HOLD ON TO MY SANITY!?
& LOST ALONG THE WAY. MY YOUTHFUL VANITY?
HAPPY BLOODY 50 TH BIRTHDAY . TO ME X
Tracy Timothy xx
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10 years apart!
Happy Birthday you old fart!
I was 40 yesterday
but 50 sounds like hip hip hooray!
another year...another day....but 50 is gold....!
What more can I say....
than....
Tracy congrats and a Happy Birthday!!
Love ya girl xxx :)
HAPPY BELATED WISHES FOR BEING 40
ESPECIALLY GIRLFRIEND AS YA ALWAYS NAUGHTY?
ONE DAY & 10 YEARS APART
LOVE TO YA TOO , FROM THIS OLE FART XX
Wishing you many many HAPPY returns of the day dear Poetess Tracey Timothy,
May Go Bless,
Regards
WILLIAMSJI
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH WILLIEXX
Tracy there is no other way of saying happy birthday to the girl who has put more obscene and dirty animal piccies and poems on here ha ha. Only kidding, luv ya hun. Hope you have the best day ever and you're right 50 is definitely the new 40. I hit the big 40 last year and I'm only nearly 31 now LOL! You're the best babes have a drink for me:)x
cheers rachel hon for all your lovely words & funny comments from this ole timer lol x
bless you cherie x thanks very much
“Congratulations and Happy Belated Birthday, to you both, (Carey and Tracy), with both the (young) ages of (40and 50), comes a whole lot of pertinent, "every day worldly knowledge and self-contentment, on whom she to be, as a woman/person and mate. “Time, won’t decide your future, you'll decide in time”...”Just my rendition of the pedestal, which you should be residing." And “I like that one Mrs. Gardiner”... “Women definitely are, like fine wine and they most certainly improve with age, they just need a connoisseur of fine wine to fully appreciate them;).They do go hand-hand, as to you and Mr."G., (lovely couple")……
Take Care,
Jim
thanks so much jim for your kind words you sound ;like a connoisseur of fine wine ( me & rach ) lolx