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FUDD A DUDD !?X

FUDD A DUDD !?X

SSHHH BE VERY, VERY QUIET!
I,M HUNTING CRAZY PEOPLE TODAY!
IF YOUR CRAZY , RUN LIKE HELL
MAKE SURE YOU GET FAR AWAY!
OR YOU WILL SURELY PAY
& YOU,LL MAKE MY FUCK N DAY!
YOU,D BETTER HURRY UP & RUN
OR YA COULD BE FACED WITH MY GUN!
YA WOULDNT WANNA MEET ELMA FUDD!
MY BULLETS ARE LIVE, I DONT USE DUDD,S!
IT MAY LOOK JUST LIKE A CORK!
SO RUN LIKE FUCK, DO NOT WALK!
SEEK EM OUT , BE A STALK
DID YA KNOW, CRAZY PEOPLE TASTE LIKE PORK?
OR WAS IT CHEESE?
OR WAS IT CHALK??
THERE,S NO TELLING, WHAT SHIT!
THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE TALK!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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