Fun Facts From Jack

A goldfish has a memory of about three seconds

Very much like senior citizens I'd say

They're often seen aimlessly walking the streets

Wearing their dear wife's negligee

A sneeze has been recorded at travelling over

One hundred forty feet per second

Fast enough to knock a buzzard off a poop wagon

An amazing feat without question

During an average person's lifetime, one will eat

About sixty thousand pounds of food

That's the weight of about six full grown elephants

Embarrassing to be seen in the nude

In Tokyo, I'm told they sell toupees for your dog

Come on, that's just downright bizarre

Way back, “pants” was considered a bad word

That's one of the strangest facts by far

Only one person in two billion will live to be

One hundred and sixteen or older

Wonder if these geezers are still sexually active

Does the fire of passion still smoulder

The longest flight of a rooster ever recorded

Was about thirteen seconds they say

Chasing all the pretty hens around the barnyard

Clucking, “ride 'em cowboy, olé!”

Did you know Ramses Condoms were named

After the pharaoh Ramses the Second

This gentleman surely didn't use any such protection

For fathering 160, he's a legend

If you ever find yourself in a crocodile's jaws

Poke your thumbs into its eyeballs

The croc will scream and immediately let go

Then run away before you get mauled