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Funeral Jim

Funeral Jim

Jim scanned the page up and down
As he read the obituary column,
He circled the words with a pen
Then changed his look to solemn
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People couldnโ€™t quite place Jim
Another mourner, dressed in black
The ploy would be up if they knew his game
So heโ€™d wait in the church at the back
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Heโ€™d mingle in, and shake hands with the priest
Slowly making his way to the bar,
Though heโ€™d never even met the deceased
The family always bought him a jar
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ย Mourners in the buffet queue
Smiled and were very polite,
As he picked up another Melton Mowbray
And took a hungry bite
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Always a stranger to the departed
They could have been any shape or size,
But he often wished heโ€™d met them
When he heard the family eulogise
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Eventually even his time would come
But he wouldnโ€™t have to pay,
Perhaps they would join him for one last drink
To send him on his way
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He hoped theyโ€™d come in droves
Strangers that never knew him,
And let them all raise a glass
โ€œA toast to old Funeral Jim!โ€
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Now weโ€™ve all been to many funerals
Thereโ€™s quite a lot to take in,
If you can, spare a glance to the back
Yesโ€ฆ thatโ€™s probably him.
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Katina Woodruff...

What a touching story. I like the way you narrated the poem, I could seeย 
Funeral Jim, helping all the family members who were greiving. Then, at the end he becomes the one who is surrounded by family. Fasinating story. Good job.ย 

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Tony Taylor

My Goodness JOHN!!... you have such an elegant touchย with these narrative pieces that you post....... it's in the simplicity of your delivery... plus...... this is a VERY clever, unique, and well crafted tale!!......I Love your style dear poet brother!!.......ALL STARS!!.... well penned!!.......LOVE & ROCKETS!!.......T xo. : )
Ps. Thanx for the smiles!!

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pauline codd

lovely, I guess if your friends also die before you, they are thin on the ground at your own do.ย  My father in law was always off to funerals every week..bless him..you nailed it John.

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John Astley

Thank you for reading my little poem,ย  Pauline and your kind words.ย 

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Jill Tait

Wow thats very good Well written xxx

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Marion

Love this John...because underneath the flimsy is a tale of lonliness ...sad to think that in order to feel a sense of belonging, occasion and community people do actually do this...especially the older generation ?

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John Astley

Thank you Marion, yes there is a side to it, as I get older I see more "Jims"

John

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S.zaynab.kamoonpury

Woah interesting fantastic story poem , is it true? Better to be a fake mourner for this poor guy than to be a theiving tramp though. I enjoyed the awesome way you rhymed and worded this super poem .kudos!!

plz Pleez do comment my newest poem too.

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John Astley

Thank you for your kind words.ย 
Johnย 

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John Astley

Yes, poetess
he is a real person,ย  rather strange and quite sad, it seems to be his way of socializing.ย 
X
J

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