Poem -

Gangly longfellow thoreau and thru...

Gangly longfellow thoreau and thru...

Well stocked with
wordsworth lx numbered yesteryear
born as predicted by
bubba's zayda longtime seer.

While in utero premier
ultrasound detected
smudged embryonic fetus
whoosh auditory proto language unclear
surprisingly enough sounded analogous

to murmuring... huh yepper sonneteer
vaguely resembling, yes
William Shakespeare
though burbling, gurgling,
requiring absolute zero noise to hear
kickstarting, reverently warbling

difficult, diligent, distinct yawping
nonetheless reckoned as dérailleur,
viz swiftly tailored
inchoate anatomical gear
hurriedly styled pièce de résistance
yours truly born with silver dictionary

in his mouth, I f¨ç˚ˆ˜© swear
unusual biological phenomena
drew pediatricians far and near,
which (no surprise) determined
English major as academic career
matriculating upon immediately

exiting birth canal whip smart derriere
i.e. (ŧ§), spread like wildfire, where
media hounds blitzkrieg stunned to stare
not at me but bare
naked lady in no mood...ready to tear
away sophisticated audiovisual equipment

understandably on verge going nuclear
furious, (this told me later in life as here
say), she quickly (albeit groggy)
curtly demanded fair
remuneration, and milked
infant me as cash cow profiteer,

her eyes aglitter signaling,
shining, seeing... gold
let whoever sneer
earning money with initial gasp of air
freeing parents to live
within lap of luxury

world wide web sightseer,
yours truly received
royal carpet treatment everywhere
crisscrossing the globe
accoutered with most
expensive designer babywear

obliviously prattling, jabbering, gabbling...
invariably drawing throngs
across entire northern hemisphere
broadcast as podcast across atmosphere
all across the universe hoodwinking
convincing many of "FAKE" poetic story
concoction courtesy adept fictioneer.

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

Prolonged offal bout...

Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon...

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene...

Poem -

A magnet for tsuris

A magnet for tsuris

Summation notation of achievements
wrought absolute zero
pridefulness to self -
a...

Poem -

I sing the praises of...

I sing the praises of Sterilite

(even Mary Poppins would tout
a plug for said company she would spout
forcing playthings...

Latest poems in Drama, Elegy, Epic, Freestyle, Speculative

Poem -

Seasons

Taking your time

The seasons are
Like different colors
Of the leaves
Each tells a story
As a...

Poem -

BUGS WHY NOT?

BUGS WHY NOT?

New Conversation...

Where are you from?

Sparrowsong shouldn't you say Hello first?

...

Poem -

The one you don't know

The one you don't know

I keep listening to voices in many times or sounds ....nothing wrong
I sit in my kindness....in...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com