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Gedophamee

Gedophamee

Happy Easter everybody!!!

Long long ago in a land far away

Was this slave girl named Gedophamee

Worked as a prostitute to earn some dough

Name was pronounced “Get-offa-me!”

At an athletic festival in Roman times

Male athletes performed in the buff

Preventing arousal while they competed

They imbibed and downed other stuff

At the opening gala ceremonial parade

One lady exclaimed “Oh! Limp Dicks!”

Ever since that momentous occasion

It has morphed into the “Olympics”

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Tony Taylor

This is hysterical Jack!!......... you are SO creative........... they need this for the brochures in the Brazil Olympics!!.......... very cool write and VERY humorous to boot.......... Keep 'em coming brother!!.......... big, huge, smiles............T xo

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Jack Ellison

"The Brazil Olympics!" Hmmm... perhaps NOT! LOL Glad it gave you a giggle, Tony!!! Cheers and big smiles back... Jack xx

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