Gedophamee

Happy Easter everybody!!!

Long long ago in a land far away

Was this slave girl named Gedophamee

Worked as a prostitute to earn some dough

Name was pronounced “Get-offa-me!”

At an athletic festival in Roman times

Male athletes performed in the buff

Preventing arousal while they competed

They imbibed and downed other stuff

At the opening gala ceremonial parade

One lady exclaimed “Oh! Limp Dicks!”

Ever since that momentous occasion

It has morphed into the “Olympics”