Genuine reason for sale

Massive savings
Sale now on
Everything must go
Prices slashed on all our goods
That cost the same as last week though
Winter products now in stock
At least till after summer
Come inside and take a look
A salesman waiting like a hunter
Crazy if you miss out
On this limited time offer
My friend told me you gave a better discount to his mother
You can pay with finance
If you haven't got the cash
Don't miss your chance
And sign today
But better make it fast
Someone else is interested
I offer free delivery
If you can, or can't afford it
Doesn't really bother me
Once we have you in the store
From ad's that may have caught your eye
What matters is you spending more
Not that we may tell you lies.

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Comments
LOL!!.....VERY clever.....I love sarcasm..... and this right up my alley!!..... painted with some seriously fun phrasing!!...... tons-O-stars!!...... well done dear poet brother!!....LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo ?☀✴✴♥✳?
Thank you Tony! Glad you enjoyed it my friend. As always I appreciate your input, votes and honesty! My humour is rather sarcastic, and I am trying to do some more "humourous" writes. I want to make people laugh, so we'll see i guess!
much love.