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GETTING HITCHED !?X

GETTING HITCHED !?X

COR..YOU LUCKY BASTARD!
HOW LUCKY ARE YOU!?
I CANT BELIEVE HOW HIGH I AM!
WHAT A WICKED FUCK N VIEW!
IF EVER I NEED TO LOOK
FOR MY HOT STRAY BITCH!
WOULD YOU MIND ANYTIME ?
THAT I COULD GET A HITCH!
I,LL BE ABLE TO FIND HER FROM HERE
COS ..SHE,S GOT A BIG MASSIVE REAR!
THAT IS..THE REASON I FEAR
COS,,OTHER ZEBRAS LOVE TO LEER!
THAT IS WHEN I,LL APPEAR!
SHE,LL THINK I,M SO COOL!
& SHE,LL LOVE ME FOR EVER!
& I,LL GET HER MASSIVE REAR!
WE.LL ROMP IN THE POOL
& SHE WILL , BE ALL MINE!
" DONT MENTION IT Z !" 
" ANY FUCK N TIME "! X

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Jason Lee

LMAO where the hell do you get your piccys from..... Your in your element this month Tracy, keep 'em coming, great funny write :)

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Tracy Timothy

thanks jase x so loving this topic well picked hon xx

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Mark Pearson

Tracy, i am starting to think you and Jason my be one in the same,  Fantastic vision.

Regards Mark.

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Tracy Timothy

thank you mark ! i,m beginning to wonder that myself lol

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