A Giggle In Your Old Gazoo

My goal each day is to put a smile on your face
And a giggle in your old gazoo
Don't ask me where your gazoo is located
I think it sounds naughty, don't you!

Well now that I've got your attention, my friends
Sending you big whoop whoop!
Bunches of giggles with some love mixed in
Sometimes I even talk about poop!

Censors are always on the alert for some smut
Disguise it with some serious stuff
If you read between the lines you'll find it there
As I sit here typing in the buff!

Hey I just thought of where your gazoo could be
If I can just get by these old censors
It's just a bit below the centre of your yahoo
And it's held up by your suspenders!

Well, if all of a sudden my name disappears
From the member list on the site
I'll be sitting here lonely, please drop me a line
I promise I'll be real polite!