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" GINGER WAYNE.S DILEMMA AGAIN"!?X

" GINGER WAYNE.S DILEMMA AGAIN"!?X

" MMM, WHAT KIND OF MOOD AM I IN TODAY?
SHALL I HAVE A ..SCREW YOU DAY!
TEAR STRIPS OFF OF EVRYONE
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
BE RUDE & ABUSIVE TO EVERYONE TODAY
TURN TO MY BOSS & DEMAND MORE PAY!
INSIST MY MRS MOVES & NOT JUST LAY
& TO LISTEN IN FUTURE TO WHAT EVER I SAY!
OR BE A REAL GINGER TOSSER
& WEAR...HAVE A NICE DAY!
I CANT DECIDE IF I WANNA FIGHT OR PLAY?
OR WHETHER TO OPT FOR THE GREEN OR YELLOW
WHETHER TO BE A BASTARD
OR A VERY NICE FELLOW
IF I CHOOSE THE GREEN ?
I,VE GOT TO BE ANGRY & MEAN
SO I THINK I WILL WEAR ONE THATS PLAIN
WHILE I DECIDE & PONDER
WHICH ONE, ONCE AGAIN
IN MY VERY CONFUSED LITTLE BRAIN
BEFORE I DRIVE MYSELF INSANE ?
SO FOR TODAY. IM JUST GONNA BE
PLAIN OLE GINGER WAYNE "!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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