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GIRLEY GLITTER GUFF.S !?X

GIRLEY GLITTER GUFF.S !?X

WOMEN DONT FART!?
IT,S JUST A MALE ART!
WE SHOOT TINY PUFF,S OF GLITTER
THAT MAKES THE GIRL.S TITTER!
THEY SOUND LIKE UNICORN,S LAUGHTER
BLOW BUBBLES, WHEN THEY BATHED HER!
THEY SMELL LIKE RAINBOW,S !
& SUGAR & SPICE !
& ON THE RARE OCASSION
THAT ONE POP,S OUT !?
THEY ALSO SMELL, REAL NICE !
UNLESS OF COURSE
THAT YOU DO IT TWICE?
THEN IT,S NOT QUITE AS NICE !
FARTING IS NOT FOR LADIES!
IT,S JUST A MALE THING!
BUT WHEN WE DO
ONLY NICE THING,S 
COME OUT OF OUR RING !

Tracy Timothy xx

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