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GIVE US A CLUE LOVE !?X

GIVE US A CLUE LOVE !?X

" I CAME IN HERE FOR A REASON?
BUT I,VE FORGOTTON, WHAT IT IS ?"

" I THINK YOU WERE GOING
TO RAVISH ME, ON OUR RUG
& COVER ME IN GIZZ "!?

" I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS ?
BUT. I DONT THINK IT WAS THAT?"

" OH. BUT IT WAS DEAREST!
YOU PROMISED TO PLAY WITH MY TWAT!"

" OH I KNOW, WHAT IT WAS NOW!
IT WEREN,T YOUR PUSSY I WANTED
I WAS LOOKING, FOR THE CAT!
THANKS FOR GIVING ME A CLUE, THO LOVE
I,VE REMEMBERED NOW, THANKS FOR THAT
BUT. NOW YOU COME TO  MENTION IT!
I THINK I WILL SEE YOUR PISS FLAPS
WHO GIVES A SHIT,
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE CAT!"

Tracy Timothy xx 
 

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