" GLAMOROUS GRANNY "!?X ( not me in pic :) )

" I REFUSE TO FADE INTO THE BACK ROUND !
YOU,LL ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I AM AROUND
I HAVE NO CONTROL WITH MY VOLUME & SOUND
BUT, I AM AS SOUND AS A POUND
& QUITE A FACE AROUND THIS TOWN!
GROOVING ON UP & GETTING ON DOWN
ALWAYS ACTING LIKE A CLOWN!
BUT, BEHIND MY SMILE. I WEAR A FROWN
TRY NOT TO LET THINGS GET ME DOWN?
& REFUSE TO FADE INTO THE BACK GROUND
MY STYLE REPRESENTS WHO I AM !
A WORTHY CONTENDER FOR A GLAMOROUS GRAN
MY CLOTHES ARE ALL BRIGHT & WHACKY
GOT A MUSCLE BACK TOP COVERED IN WHACKY BACKY
I WEAR IT WELL , SO IT DONT LOOK TACKY
I REFUSE TO GIVE UP THE GHOST
AINT GOT THE BODY OF A 51 YEAR OLD. I MUST PROUDLY BOAST 
SO I,D SAY, THAT IM LUCKIER THAN MOST!
I DO NOT DRESS LIKE YA AVERAGE GRAN
ALWAYS ON THE LOOK OUT , FOR A D.I.L.F , KIND OF MAN
IM COVERED IN INK, WHICH I THINK IS GLAM?
& AINT ASHAMED TO EXPRESS, WHO I AM
I AM SOMETIMES A SIGHT TO BEHOLD?
MY CLOTHING MAKES ME FEEL MORE BOLD!
UNDER MY ARMOUR WHICH COVERS A HEART OF GOLD 
IN MY MIND, I REFUSE TO GROW OLD 
OR LOOK AS IF , I AM FRESH FROM A MOLD 
I DEFINATLY NO LONGER DO AS IM TOLD!
THE BRIGHTER I DRESS, THE HAPPIER I AM 
YOUR NEVER TO OLD , TO TRY TO BE GLAM!
& CATCH THE EYE OF A SEXY MAN
FOR THIS UNIQUE, HOT SUPER GRAN!
I,M AT THE HEIGHT OF MY SEXUAL PEAK!!
WHICH IS DIMINISHING WEEK BY WEEK!
ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR WHAT I SEEK
I THINK I AM EXTREMELY UNIQUE
I NEVER TRY TO ACT MY AGE!
YOU,D THINK I,D OF GROWN UP BY THIS STAGE?
BUT, NOT  INTO THE BACK GROUND , WILL I EVER FADE
NOT SO LONG AS FUNKY STUFF IS MADE
I WONT END UP LOOKING LIKE AN OLD CHAMBER MAID
I CAN STILL JUST ABOUT, CUT THE GRADE?
& ATTENTION TO DETAIL , IS ALWAYS PAID
ID MUCH PREFER TO GET FUCK N LAID 
MY GRANDSON ALF, IS STILL REAL PROUD
EVEN IF ME & MY CLOTHES ARE QUITE LOUD
NEVER BE TOLD THAT YOUR NOT ALLOWED ?
HEAD HIGH, SHOULDERS BACK, WALK TALL & PROUD
& ALWAYS STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD
& WHEN I DIE, I WILL BE BLINGING UP MY CLOUD "!

Tracy Timothy xx