Gobbledygook

All you chappywappy use such fancy wordygurdy,
why can't yous writey stuffy we all understandy?
I tooy can usey adjecty beyondy your compree,
like saali, baali, anecphobe and sisterectomy.

Instead, I keep it simplely so it has clavity,
you know me, master paster of all tricky dicky,
those winnerers seem to sweepy allee before themty,
just standy looking uppy at the leevee of a treety.

I canny give yous painy, rainy, depressy, snappy hart,
aheady of yous who may not know where to fart,
my lovely ist like a pinky pinky rosewap yous seely,
thatty showerly like sunlitty just droping freely.

Stanley Unwin, comedian, used to speak gobbledygook,
if you can do better - let's see what you can cook!