By God They're Selling the American Dream For A Nickel

Come hither

Come slither 

Oh disillusioned youth!

Come bare witness to a circus

run entirely by monkeys

and the enchantment of elephant shit. 

There's spotlights to the west

and poverty to the east, 

but the two never cross paths

lest a shadow is cast. 

Would you like some tea

it's in the sea;

would you like some culture

it's being picked at by a vulture. 

Oh child

let me stop you right there,

look at the colors of the tent so majestic!

Red White and Blue

or at least I assume

for there's mostly white with stains of red

from all those who held their head.

I hope I was successful in convincing you of everything there is to see!

I hope I was successful in convincing you of everything there is to be!

For you'll soon be pillars of our society;

if you don't keel over and die from anxiety.