going commando

i was lying on a nudist beach one sunny summer´s day ,

feeling very happy in myself ,

lying ball´s naked with my factor 10,

yes sir i am going commando ,

spread eagle on the sand as the sun beams down,

margarita´s in my hand´s,

soft sand massaging my hairy ars ,

thinking ant life just fucking grand ,

but as i got up from my slumber,

and for my lotion i had to reach,

i see a big fat stupid elephant ,

walking casually along the beach,

well the elephant  approached me ,

he was smileing as his eyes´locked on my ding a ling ,

you poor poor little basterd  the elephant say´s,

how the hell can you eat with that little thing ,

writen by 

paul o carroll