Poem -

A GOOD BANGING !?X

A GOOD BANGING !?X

" WHO IS IT SAID, THAT ROMANCE IS DEAD?
BECAUSE YOU KEEP BANGING ME HEAD
IN YOUR HASTE TO GET ME TO BED
& NOW YOU CANT FIND THE HOLE
SO ..YOU CAN FORGET THE POLE!
STORY OF MY BLOODY LIFE
I,M ALREADY REGRETTING BEING YOUR WIFE
& THIS WHOLE BLOODY RIG-MA-ROLE
THIS ISN,T A VERY GOOD START!
& DONT THINK , I CANT SMELL THAT FART
& YOU EXPECT MY LEGS TO PART?
I AM NOW YOUR WIFE
NOT SOME DIRTY LITTLE TART
I SAID WHEN WE WERE MARRIED
ALL THE SHIT WOULD START
SO I SUGGEST THAT YOU THINK QUICK SMART
YOUR SURPOSED TO BANG ME, NOT MY HEAD
IM PISSED OFF ALREADY
& AINT EVEN REACHED THE BED 
I WISH I,D OF STAYED SINGLE
& NOT OF GOT WED 
OR HAD MY FUCK N HEAD READ?
NOW I,M STUCK WITH YOU INSTEAD
YOU HAD BETTER BE A TIGER IN THAT BED
& BANG ME HARDER THAN MY HEAD!
OR YOU CAN FORGET THE POXY VOWS
THAT WE HAVE BOTH JUST SAID!

" THERE YOU GO AGAIN YA MOODY COW
I,M NOT IN THE BLOODY MOOD... NOW!!
YOU CAN HAVE THE SOFA
& I WILL HAVE THE BED
& THE ONLY THING I WANNA BANG
 NOW IS YOUR BLEEDING HEAD !!

Tracy Timothy xx

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