Poem -

GOODBYE COLMANS OF NORWICH

 
Today is a sad day for my home city 
No more mustard being made here mores the pity 
For over a hundred years Colmans of Norwich was a leading brand 
Now it will be produced abroad something I can't understand 

Mustard gives your ham that extra punch  
Served with beef on Sundays for a tasty lunch 
Spread a little mustard on your chest if you are ill 
Far more effective than any tablet or pill  

So farewell to mustard and that famous yellow jar  
Will live long in the memory both near and far

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