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GRANMA,S GOLDEN RULE !?X

GRANMA,S GOLDEN RULE !?X

WHAT HAPPEN,S AT GRANMA,S 
STAY,S AT GRANMA,S!
THAT,S THE GOLDEN RULE !
SHE DOESN,T WANT PEOPLE
TO KNOW. WHEN SHE,S ACTING LIKE A FOOL!
I SHOULDNT EVEN BE HERE!?
BUT.BECAUSE OF MY GRANMA
I,M VERY LATE FOR SCHOOL!
BUT. I COULD HEAR HER
IN THE BEDROOM , WITH OUR PAUL!
OOP,S I,VE JUST BROKEN
HER ..NO.1 RULE !!
FORGET WHAT I JUST MENTIONED
OR I,LL GET 2 DETENTIONS!
ONE FROM MY GRANMA
& ONE FROM THE SCHOOL!
COS, I,VE BROKEN EVERY BLOODY RULE!
& FORGET WHAT I TOLD YA ABOUT PAUL!
I DONT WANNA UPSET MY GRANMA!
COS. SHE,S SO BLOODY COOL!!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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