" Us Greedy..Little pigs !?" x

" God, We have been a couple of greedy little pigs !
We,ve drunk all the gin & smoked most of the cigs 
Both of us have ranted & had our little digs 
& slagged off , All the other common pigs !
One second later, We were starting on the brandy
& we were both beginning to feel all hot & randy!
Believe me a bit of pork, Is much like your candy
when porky,s little legs, Started to go very bandy?
& i had a banging head, So that was very handy!
But i heard him mutter, Wait til morning our Mandy
& then all will be fine & all will be dandy !?
But, When he,s hanging, he is not so randy 
Which is why ive left some hair of the dog
Preferably without his usual morning snog 
With the rest of the bloody fine brandy
That,s when a little left overs, Comes in very handy !?"

Tracy Timothy xx