Green Ham And Eggs

My sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss
I couldn't resist writing this one
Some of that tasty green ham and eggs
With a bunch of worms on a bun

Eeew! That sounds really quite gross
Dr. Seuss is turning over in his grave
Us poets call it artistic license
Sometimes it winds up depraved

Like how about this, lox in my socks
They'd get pretty stinky in a while
Or one knish, two knishes in a dirty dish
Or yertles turtles in a pile

I'm really sorry, Mr. Theodore Geisel
That's Dr. Seuss' real name
Sure made our childhood a bunch of fun
But of course, that was your aim!