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Groovy Old Lady

Groovy Old Lady

I'll be a groovy old lady
With long wavy hair down my back
I might leave it gray
Or not care what they say
And wear it bright pink in a plait.

I'll be a groovy old lady
In  blue jeans and doc Martin boots
I'll listen to 90's rave, 
Drink beer and misbehave 
And refuse to let go of my youth.

I'll be a groovy old lady
Who lays on the beach all day long
I'll sip dry Martini in my tight thong Bikini
And won't give a damn what they Think

I'll be a groovy old lady
The reaper will save me for last
Then he'll say
' Come on trouble, I've bought you a double it looks like your life's been a blast'!

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Syd

Awesome Samantha, you remind me so much of my wife who is also an oldskool 90's raver.

We've booked up for Creamfields this year but it will be my last  (if it ever happens). Been burning the candle at both ends for far too long.

Take care  - Syd 

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Samantha Turner

Haha ahhh glad you like the poem. 90's were the best! I am 42 years old and still listen to dance and rave! 🙂

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Syd

Ha ha my wife is around the same age and she is the same. Has decks and everything.

- Syd 

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Being Me

👏👏👏👏 Oh Brilliant!  This is just excellent. It is hilarious and it flows so well. Love it!  x

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