Guarana Mo!

Most of the follow
wing (fictitious) quit
tuss cent shill, knit
head, (non adult tryst) pit

tee full (sorry excuse
for originality), rit
dunk yule huss, feebly
abominable attempt at unit

tarry yen rhyme for excellence,
benignly, essentially,
and honestly wit
less, worthless reading mitt

tear real - dashed off
(by this hare reed rabbit),
wall henna burst of
(playful tulles toy) warren peace,

aye practically spit
out (from inxs of carrot juice),
now dost daringly be hove
brave reeder to comprehend

this dime metrical kickstarter fit -
bawling contrived nada very tit
till late ting, nor
not so great English lit,

and moost unlikely tuff hind
posthumous fame,
worm ma obit
chew wary verb boss

lee probably re:nouns,
(this once upon
a time pablum child),
nor e'en garner this hare reed

ole Jack a one hit
wonder poetic laureate,
nonetheless this
(o' whar did me bunny go),

perhaps to Brit
tin endeavoring merely
to join United Kingdom
(and merrily) writ

for the underground
to test skill at
heart felt fabrication like me,
thus exempting bing

considered, judged,
and labeled tubby unfit.
Now let yours truly whoop
focus to address main intent,

(sans for quick
pick me up)
and nary drop of coffee,
nope not even one molecule

to fill thimbleful sized cup
I reach for bottle of Guarana,
(one serving of
coffee per capsule)

fo' this aging pup,
who attests that caffeine
(liquid and/or
encapsulated), the sole vice

(except for barbiturates, cocaine,
"FAKE" opioid, et cetera),
which overdose nearly found me
nearly a grateful dead – thrice

occasions, where
circumstances of Mus
self (Stuart Little reincarnate -
with an insatiable

craving for cheese
laced with Guarana,
Paullinia cupana,
a climbing plant

in the maple family),
which bean sized seeds
affordable at an acceptable price
many times larger
than puffed rice.