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Gues I'm the next president! :D

Gues I'm the next president! :D

Many nights,
Happy rights,
Cheery days,
Marry hais,
How many days,
Till this war,
Becomes a chore,
How many more,
Caucuses,
Will have to go,
Till our law,
Falls to the floor,
Trump is a cunt,
Ted is a pedi,
Hillary is a pill with no intake,
All the rest is in the back,
No more struggles,
Cause Obama shot Osama,
And my momma is Michele,
Now hello to Miss Marko Chello,
Guess Ima have to be the next president,
Cause all the rest 
All had heart arrest,

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Christopher Correia

Dameon, I agree with Brad, really cutting and humorous, been following the American election; when time permits, and it is entertaining as hell, at times it feels like I'm watching a satire, lol. stand up comics are salivating, I'm sure, with so much material....this is well done!

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Dameon Farris

Thank you Christopher and I agree completely all trump does is make fun of Ted and trully hates hillery it's quite a funny show to be honest I'm not going to lye I was eating popcorn watching as trump was being insulted by I believe his name was darn forgot but I thought it was humourouse as well although I think I'd still make a better president lol

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