Gum And A Mint From Your Pocket

The thought of meeting the love of your life

Can cause you to lose your cool

Stumbling over words and fidgeting about

Just like a boy out of school

It's a common reaction, it happens everyday

We're all just following the rules

That surely were laid down many years ago

But it's still not kosher to drool

You open her door and bash her poor head

Embarrassed, you apologize profusely

You offer her gum or a mint from your pocket

And tell her she's a sweet li'l floozie

She looks at you strangely for that response

You barrel forth not blinking an eye

Just wanting to impress this gorgeous young lady

It gets worse the more that you try

In spite of the blunders and embarrassing stuff

Somehow she thinks it's all cute

The more you stumble and trip on your words

She loves you, you big old galoot

To cut it short, she's my gorgeous bride

Although many long years have now passed

A lot of water has flowed under the bridge

But she's still got a fabulous ass!!!