HALLOWEEN DREAM TEAM

On this Halloween

If you go as a witch
And I go as your broom
Together we’ll make
One helluva costume

Just screw my bristles snug
To the end of my handle
I don’t want to come loose
Once you’ve started to straddle

Squeeze your thighs tight
For the ride of your life
We’re going to rule
This Halloween Night

Seat yourself firmly
You won’t have a saddle
Hold on with both hands
To my hard hickory handle

With the spoon heels
Of your cute ankle boots
Spur my flanks roughly
So I can let loose

Like a launching rocket
I’ll thrust you up high
Leaving a trail of bright sparks
Across the dark sky

With hand around my knob
Guild me at your desire
To come, and to go
According to your pleasure

In return for the ride
I ask for but one favor
That while’s you ride me
Whisper softly

Hey, my rough riding broom,
Before this night is through
I’m gonna sweep up the floor
With you!