THE HAND-BRAKE !?X

MAN MAY HAVE INVENTED THE WHEEL?
BUT, A WOMAN DISCOVERED HOW TO KEEP THEM STILL!
TIRED OF BEING TREATED, SO UNREAL
WHILST DRAGGING HER BY HER HAIR, TO HIS CAVE
NOT AS AN EQUAL, BUT LIKE A SLAVE
SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN GOT REAL BRAVE
SO SHE THOUGHT SHE,D COP A FEEL!
& EVERYTHING BECAME VERY STILL
SO REALLY WOMAN INVENTED THE BRAKE
& THE HAND-BRAKE BECAME REAL
ONE TUG WAS ALL IT TOOK
& ALL WAS VERY STILL
SO ONE CAN ASSUME THAT
A HAND-BRAKE IS BETTER THAN A WHEEL?
IT STOPPED HIM IN HIS TRACKS
& MADE THE FUCKER SQUEAL
HOW DO YOU LIKE.... HOW THAT FEEL,S?
LET GO OF MY HAIR NOW PRICK
OR I,LL ALSO PUNCTURE YA FUCK N WHEELS!!

Tracy Timothy xx