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"HANG ON STANLEY !?X"

"HANG ON STANLEY !?X"

HANG ON STANLEY, DONT GET ALL MANLEY!
IT SAY,S INSERT YA FLOPPY DISC!
WAIT A MINUTE HONEY
IT LOOK,S LIKE A BLOODY RISK !
WHAT IF YA LOOSE YA TACKLE?
& IT CHEW,S UP YA DICK
THEN Ā DEAR STANLEY. THINK ABOUT IT !
IT,S NOT WORTH THE BLOODY RISK!"
IT,S NOT WHAT IT SAY,S IN THE BOOK
FOR GOD,S SAKE, STANLEY, I JUST CANT LOOK
TAKE IT FROM MEĀ 
IT,S NOT WHAT,S IN THE BOOK
PULL IT OUT, IT,S NOT THAT FLOPPY!
I THINK THEY MEAN, THE BLOODY DISC SOPPY!
IT,S A MANUAL , TO SET IT UPĀ 
NOT TO GET YA DICK CHOPPED UP!

Tracy Timothy xx

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