Happy As A Lark

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a Princess

“Will you marry me?”, the Princess said, “No!”

But the Prince lived happily ever after

As away on his Harley-Davidson he rode

He started dating lotsa full-breasted women

Hunted and fished and raced cars

Was seen courting ladies less than half his age

Drank Guinness and frequented bars

Been quite a while since he's heard any nagging

And he never paid child support

Romanced gorgeous cheerleaders regularly

Mud wrestling was his favourite sport

Ate Spam, french fries and Boston baked beans

Blew enormous earth shattering farts

A rebellious soul who left the toilet seat up

Freaking cool and happy as a lark!