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Happy As Poop

Happy As Poop

Oh for the days of my long lost youth
Making paper airplanes, watching em glide
Looping like barnstorming pilots of the 30s
Above the tree tops like birds on high

Our imagination didn't see paper airplanes
We saw ourselves as pilots on board
Soaring skyward with not a worry in the world
We could even hear the engines roar

Another favourite pastime was climbing trees
Just like masts on a pirate ship
Looking out on the ocean with a telescope
A musket hanging from our hip

Another fantasy, being a famous hockey star
Heard the cheering of adoring fans
Dreaming at night, scoring the winning goal
No more school, no more final exams

Oh for the old days, hmm perhaps I'll rethink that
It's pretty damn good from where I sit
Each stage in live has it's own special happening
Now? I'm happy as a piggy in shit!!!

 

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Jack Ellison

Edward my friend!!! Mucho thanx buddy! Cheers Happy Jack!

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Terry Kay

Happy Jack,. I love your poems. Guaranteed to laugh.  ? Love, Terry Kay

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Jack Ellison

Awww How sweet are you!!!!!!!! Guess it's mission accomplished then! YEE HAW! Love Happy Jack XOXOX ????

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Edward Williams

How ya doing happy jack pleasure to see you lol do you have a new one for us?

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Jack Ellison

Had computer problems yesterday... all fixed now thanks to my guru computer whiz of a son!!! YEE HAW!!!

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