Poem -

Happy Birthday To Me

Happy Birthday To Me

At 53
I am saying
Happy birthday 
To me

Yes Editors
This
Dawg
Wants
To be nominated
And
maybe
Even
Come
In third
Place

Help
A brother
out
Give 5 stars
Respond 
Rather
Then 
Read
And
Do
Nothing

It is my
Motherfuckin
Birthday 

It's my
BIRTHDAY 
AND
I CAN
CRY 
IF 
I WANT
TO
BUT
I WOULD
RATHER
GET
SOME
LOVE
FROM MY
FELLOW
POETS

THINK
5
STARS.....

 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!...... this is friggin' GREAT!!......I don't think I've laughed this much at a poem on Cosmo for quite some time!!.....BRAVO brother!!.... and I did give you 5 stars..... but remember because of the new glitch in the system.... they won't show up for 10 or 15 minutes!!......LOTS of LOVE to you and yours my friend!!..... and....HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY!!...... smiles......T xo  : )

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author
Larry Ran

My Dear Greg,

Happy Fucking Belated Birthday young man!!  I have two children older than you, so be happy that you are still in the prime of your life.  Just wait till you get to be a dirty old bastard like me.  

All my love,
Larry xxx

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