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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

Diaper malfunction

Unexpected burp-up

Your dress shirt becomes

An emergency handkerchief

Face it bud!

You're nothing but a milk sponge

A walking human highchair tray

An absorbent nap mattress

How many more reasons are required before you realize diaper bag essentials include an extra shirt?

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Bradford

Hey Kimmy great work work made me laugh .I have lived these moments for sure with my son .always had a some stains on my shirt . Cheers loved it .rock 

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Kimmy Alan

And thank you for being the type of Dad that understands it.  The kind that actually was around.

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Tony Taylor

Hey KIMMY!! ........thanx for the memories brother.......... well sculpted............ bravo!!.......... smiles........T xo

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Kimmy Alan

Thank you Tone.  I'm wondering, are the memories that came back of your Dad, or being a Dad?

As I explained to Cheri, I was unusually my pop.  Not only did he raise me, but we worked together for 23 years.  

That wasn't to say we didn't have our moments.  Son of Norwegian immigrants, like many Norskie's he was a coffee fiend.  So one day at the shop, where he always had a fresh pot brewed, a friend and I decided to hide Dad's coffee on April Fool's day.  To make a long story short, Dad had a caffeine fit, and new immediately that evil was afoot.  Of course I denied any shenanigans.

The gentle giant I had grown up with (picture a humble version of Jesse Venture) was soon seen chasing me and my friend through the steel mill with a hammer in hand.  Thank God I could out run him.

Dad had another fault Tone.  Like many men from the WWII and Korea, Dad was a chain smoker.  If your a dad, and you smoke, give them a gift that will make them happy; quite.

I miss the guy terrible.

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sparrowsong

Hello Kimmy...

LOL!

Happy Father's Day!

That always seems to make them smile...

It's almost like they have a built in timer...

They're dressed nice...

Time to be feeling better...

Great write! 

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Kimmy Alan

Good verse sparrowsong. Make sure you post it before National Dad Day.  Thanks for the compliment.

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Valerie Lynn

I love this. I can't wait for these days when I get to witness this happen to my hubby!! ?

Val ?

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