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HAPPY.. HANGOVER !?X

HAPPY.. HANGOVER !?X

TODAY, IT IS NEW YEARS DAY
NURSING A THUMPING HEADACHE...HEY?
THROWN ALL YOUR CARES AWAY?
WISHING THE ROOM WOULD NOT SWAY
AFTER YOU,VE PARTIED THE NIGHT AWAY
FEELING LIKE SHIT? IT,S NEW YEARS DAY
YOU,VE SPENT ALL YOUR HOLIDAY PAY
CANT FACE ANOTHER ROAST TODAY!
WONDER WHAT THE NEIGHBOURS WILL SAY?
WANDERING HOME AT THE BREAK OF DAY
PROBABLY CAUSED SOME KIND OF AFFRAY
TAKE SOME MORE PAIN KILLERSĀ 
& YOU.LL SOON BE OKĀ 
AS YOU FEEL THE NEED TO LAY
& FORGET ABOUT THAT PART OF THE DAY
& SEND THAT BANGING HEAD ACHE AWAY
& WILL PROBABLY ONLY SEE 1/2 OF THE DAY
IT WAS YOU WHO SPENT ALL EVENING CELEBRATING
SO YOU CANT BE SURPRISED AT THE STATE YOUR INĀ 
SO IT,S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FEEL THAT WAY
TO ALL YOU LATE RISERS & PARTY REVELERS
I WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEARS DAYĀ 
GOOD JOB IT,S ONLY ONCE A YEAR...HEY? X

Tracy Timothy xx

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