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HAPPY HOUR !?X

HAPPY HOUR !?X

"IT IS NOW, "HAPPY HOUR" 
& YOU, MY HAPPY LITTLE FLOWER 
WILL BE GETTING A GOLDEN SHOWER
BECAUSE I HAVE A HOSE 
WHICH GIVES ME THE POWER 
IT IS ONLY A BIT OF PISS
& COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY, I DID NOT MISS
NO NEED FOR THE SCOUR
YOU WERE HAPPY A MINUTE AGO 
YA MISERABLE FUCK N FLOWER 
YA GOTTA SMILE COS IT,S HAPPY HOUR 
& BE BLOODY GRATEFUL
I GAVE YA A NICE WARM SHOWER
IT  SURE MAKES ME, SO VERY HAPPY
I AM SO RELIEVED JUST TO LOOSE THE NAPPY!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Tony Taylor

Tracy!!.......you're so funny..........I bet you could sell a book of your humorous writes..........with great success..........thanx for making me laugh.............smiles........T  xx

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Tracy Timothy

aw thank you so much tony.. i think i,ve found my niche ! haha 
& as far as the book goes . watch this space x

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Tony Taylor

Good for you sweety!!........i'll be watching !!........T  xx

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