happy meal rap

happy meals,
more like crappy meals,
you think im happy hear,
with your stiny patties,
and greasy fries,
boy ya got me crying,
im laughen so hard,
now dont make me choke on my hair,
now micdonalds,
more like MicHarolds,
with a clown,
that has a frightening frown,
and makes kids sit on his lap,
man what a creep,
he must peep through the stalls,
in the restrooms,
like an bat in an dark room,
he sees you.
jeese did he just sneese on you,
i mean,
the food stinks,
and the servents pee,
in your food,
then watch you eat,
what they peed,
and laugh while smoking pot in the boilior room,
i know my raps stink but your crap stinks,
now hows that for irony,
damn im hungry,
think ima go to windy's
for a double meal!!!!!

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Comments
OMG this is halerious i love it when you write raps i think there funny and excotic man this is so wierd and twisted and odd lol i love micdonalds though not about to stop because they have my mcfluries though but u enjoy ur meal XD
I'm glad you enjoyed TUC I appriciate your kind comments
Good day, Dameon! This is a hilarious piece, and so true! I love your phrasing and language, very nice to read some much needed commentary on fast food! Keep up the raps! Thanks for sharing! Susan
Thank you Susan that means a lot to me and I'm glad you enjoyed it  and I will always keep up the raps it's so hard to stop I see myself rapping all the time saying fast rhymesÂ
-giving up doesnt always mean ur weak. sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.Â
~a smart man
Like that quote, Dameon! xoxo Susan