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Happy Mew Year!!

Happy mew year to you, 

Happy mew year to you! 

I don't see how it changes, 

But happy mew year to you! 

All that i see that's mew, 

Is the date is wrong now! 

Why it's wrong i won't have a clue... 

Because my memory won't allow! 

Happy mew year to you, 

Happy mew year to you! 

Life goes on just the same, 

But happy mew year to you!!

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Jason Brown

There's an acerbic bitterness in this piece which is unusual in your work. The forced, almost maniacal, cheeriness perfectly captures so much of that strained, insincere jollity that people seem to think is expected of them round the holidays.
Of course this poem could also be written in the voice of a particularly ironical cat!!

Bravo!

Happy Mew Year to you too!! Or should that be Happy Moo Year?? It's hard to keep track sometimes!!

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J xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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