" Have You Ever Wondered !?"

" Have you ever wondered, What Santa does in summer?
He is a full-time 24/7, Beach bummer !!
He stores away his ole faithful Santa,s suit
& lays in the sun, Until he goes beetroot !
& sinks more than a few cocktails or two
Diving into the water, Whilst screaming yahoo
Sunning himself on a hot sunny beach 
Until early December, With xmas within reach 
He,s back on a plane , With new reindeer to teach
& up until now, His contract has never been breached?
He,s back on a plane in early jan, Ready again for the beach
& a shit-load more new cocktails, Always within reach !!
As for his ole Mrs Claus.....Who he leaves all summer stuck indoors
& every year she threatens him, With yet another divorce
But she never goes through with it of course !!
Even tho Santa, Never has shown any kind of remorse?
Because Santa gets, To do his worst
& boy oh boy, Does he have a thirst !!!!
& Mrs Claus, Would only cause his bubble to burst ?
& he does not want her to bump into, His naughty sexy  nurse x
Who he needs very often , When his balls are fit to burst?"

Tracy Timothy xx