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He Said No To Fellatio

When a man gaveĀ a ride to a stranger, she wanted to perform fellatio.
But he is a gentleman who has high moralĀ standards so he said no.
HeĀ said no because it was sinful and dangerous.
When he said no, she got mad and began to cuss.
Even if he didn't have morals, he would've said no because of the possibility of a car crash.
And he figured that a woman who would do that to a stranger had to be a piece of trash.
He pulled over and sat her out on the side of the road.
She was screaming cuss words and was mad enough to explode.
Morality is something that this gentleman doesn't lack.
If I ever meet that man, I'll give him a pat on the back.Ā 

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