Poem -

Heard The Click Oh Shit!

Heard The Click Oh Shit!

It was a busy
afternoon
Sirens roaring
most of
the day

Served your
Warrant
on a 
simple
No show
arrest
over
a
simple
battery
not
a
big
deal
Judge
is
going
to
release
you on 
R&R

So Being
busy
Forgot
to
Toss
you

Right after
I heard
the click ( you picked your handcuffs with a piece of a Bic lighter u had on you)
I saw 
STARS *****
Woke up
Thinking
Oh Shit
 

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