HEATHER

This little poem is about actress Heather Locklear 
Whose career has been ruined by drugs and beer
Once considered the prettiest lady of American TV 
She starred in programmes TJ Hooker and Dynasty 

If I am honest I had a crush on this lady back in the day 
She is barely recognisable today I'm sorry to say 
Heather has also been arrested for kicking a cop
The alcohol and drugs must cease and stop 

Oh Heather what have you done my dear ?
The second time you have been arrested this year 
Fortunately she has been spared from ending up in jail 
Some kind human being has paid her bail